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thefaultinourplot:

July book haul!

thefaultinourplot:

July book haul!



a-hand-in-jar-in-your-bag:

niknak79:

Don’t you hate it when that happens

this one time we were all over at a friends flat and got wasted and i mean like really completely wasted and when we woke up the next day there stood a fucking ikea shelve in the middle of the room my friend had bought it half a year before but never had the motivation to build it so apparently during that night we built an ikea shelf and to this day none of us can remember doing so

a-hand-in-jar-in-your-bag:

niknak79:

Don’t you hate it when that happens

this one time we were all over at a friends flat and got wasted and i mean like really completely wasted and when we woke up the next day there stood a fucking ikea shelve in the middle of the room my friend had bought it half a year before but never had the motivation to build it so apparently during that night we built an ikea shelf and to this day none of us can remember doing so


cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”


genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak


vvaterbottlecreature:

fuck hot bass players but fuck hot bass players


drawkill:

Don’t forget to blow out the candles.
Prints

drawkill:

Don’t forget to blow out the candles.

Prints


bittersteels:

BUT look at his face

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so proud of his new shield and then peggy shoots him

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ask-fem-sweden-birgitta:

whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY

ask-fem-sweden-birgitta:

whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY


dingdongyouarewrong:

kill-anime:

dingdongyouarewrong:

current emotion: anime villain standing around waiting annoyedly for the magical girl protagonist to finish her transformation

hit her mid-transformation

oh hell no i ain’t got a death wish


cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*




On stage during the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival - 9/20

On stage during the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival - 9/20


literalirony:

potterhead-bamf:

unstable-dreams:

#’Please. I grew up with Sirius - you had to know you’d need to be more creative than just trying to GRAB it.’

 so much bitch please

How did I not notice that ‘bitch please’ face before?

literalirony:

potterhead-bamf:

unstable-dreams:

#’Please. I grew up with Sirius - you had to know you’d need to be more creative than just trying to GRAB it.’

 so much bitch please

How did I not notice that ‘bitch please’ face before?


meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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