July book haul!
Don’t you hate it when that happens
this one time we were all over at a friends flat and got wasted and i mean like really completely wasted and when we woke up the next day there stood a fucking ikea shelve in the middle of the room my friend had bought it half a year before but never had the motivation to build it so apparently during that night we built an ikea shelf and to this day none of us can remember doing so
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak
fuck hot bass players but fuck hot bass players
Don’t forget to blow out the candles.
BUT look at his face
so proud of his new shield and then peggy shoots him
whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY
current emotion: anime villain standing around waiting annoyedly for the magical girl protagonist to finish her transformation
hit her mid-transformation
oh hell no i ain’t got a death wish
*hears child crying* *takes birth control*
On stage during the 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival - 9/20
so much bitch please
How did I not notice that ‘bitch please’ face before?
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself